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Greeks – Natural enemies
Armenians – Unnatural enemies
Communists – Unreasonable enemies
Kurds – enemies who live in our country
French People – our newest enemies
Americans – enemies because they’re capitalist
Russians – enemies because they’re communist.
Dominicans – enemies because we don’t know where their country is
Scandinavian Nations – enemies because their girls are more beautiful than ours
Japanese People – enemies because of Sony Corporation
Rest of the world – enemies because they’re not Turk! However we slightly like the Japanese.
Gay Males – enemies because they are not heterosexual males
Heterosexual Males – enemies because they’re competing with each other for girls!
Turkish Cypriots – enemies because they’re not Turkish enough!
Turks – We have a hatred for each other